BTTxReader~The Misadventures Of Idiots And Me!~ch5

YOUR P.O.V:

After breakfast, courtesy of Francey-pants, you all just sat there awkwardly.  "So, what do you guys wanna do?"      "Hon~hon~hon…"   *smack*   "Any other APPROPRIATE ideas?"    "Si, si, I know!  We can go on a date~♪!", Toni cheered.     Gilbert brightened up & chimed in, "Ja!  Ve can go to zhat park downtown."      You loved parks.   "Sounds cool."     Were you rushing things?    Well, considering you had already 'done the deed', it was probably too late to be worried about rushing.   Meh.   You gave the three kisses on the foreheads, & sent them out the door before they could protest for more.

You sighed, & stepped into the living room.  You put on your fake glasses, went to your favorite spot on the floor, & got to work.    You were working on a steamy bondage-related Germancest scene, (Luddy being the uke), but you couldn't seem to concentrate on Luddy's features, making them too girly.    You tried a FrUk scene, (Arty's the uke), no luck.   You tried a Spamano scene, but gave up in frustration.   "Arrgh!", you growled.     The problem wasn't mere writer's block.   You couldn't picture Arthur, Ludwig, or Lovino.    Instead, you could only picture yourself under the three of them.   Not exactly a terrible thing, *drool* but you had to work.   *fantasizing........*

TIME SKIP OF DROOL OCEANS & GETTING PRIMPED:

You were dressed up in a cute long sleeve & shorts, with knee socks & sneakers, waiting for your dates.   A kid snuck up behind you, & smacked your butt.   "WAA-HEY!!  YOU LITTLE BRAT!!", you shrieked, & started chasing him around the park's playground.   "Um, (Y/n) liebe?"    You turned & saw your dates, looking at you like you were crazy.   "He harassed me!"    A few minutes later the kid was hanging from a branch by his underwear.      "Thanks boys.", you linked arms with them, & walked off.

You three walked until you found some swings.  "SWINGS! SWINGS!♪", you cried, running towards them.    "Um, aren't zhose for children mon amour?", Francis piped.   You turned towards them, eyes on bambi mode & shirt shoulder down.  "....No?"     Gilbert smacked him over the head.   "He means yes liebe."    "YAY, SWINGS♥!!"   You hopped onto one giddily.    "TONI, PUSH ME♥!"     "Yes amor~!", he cheered, skipping to comply.    Gilbert & Francis pouted.   "Zhat's not fair!  I should be able to ave sexy time too!"    "No! I should, dummkopf(?)!!"    "Non! Me!"     "DIE!!!!"   They started wrestling & rolling around everywhere.                   A little girl pulled on her mom's skirt, "Mommy, what's wrong with them?"     "That's what happens when you don't finish school sweetie, you become dumb."     "Oh......can I be dumb too? It's looks fun."

SMALL TIME SKIP OF FUN TIMES:

It was going to be evening, so you all decided it was time to get going.    The boys walked you home, & when you were in front of the door you turned to face them.    "Thanks guys, it was really fun today.", you said gently.     They blushed because your expression was cute & gentle.      "V-ve had a good time too...", Gilbert mumbled, embarrassed.     "Si!  It was lots of fun, we should have another soon, no?"     Francis skoffed.   "You amateurs!  You ave no romantic suave!  Watch zhe expert!"    He threw an arm around your waist, & before you could register, kissed you full on the mouth.

The other two gasped & blushed, & so did you.  (Except you couldn't gasp)   He pulled away & smirked, "Who says zhe day should be over yet~?  Zhe fun is only just beginning mon amour~"                What'd you get yourself into?   *fantasize...*



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