"I DON'T WANT A FREAKING CUPCAKE, ARTH-" "POPPEEEEEET~♪!!!!!! EAT THE CUPPY-CAAAAAAAKEE♪!!!!!!!!", he half sung, half whined. He pushed the cupcake under your nose, giving you a good smell. It smelled delectable, sickly sweet, & made your head feel a bit dizzy. "Arthur, no.....!!", you protested, putting your arms up. You were starting to feel limp for some reason.... "(Y/n).....be a good girl & eat the cupcake~", he murmured, grinning mischievously. He held your face, & was about to feed you the cupcake, when *BLAM*!!!! "HEY DUDES, THE HERO HAS ARRIVED!!!! ALFRED F. JONES IS BRINGING IT DOWN★!!!!!"
Alfred burst through the front door, carrying several grocery bags. Arthur quickly pulled his hands back, & hid the cupcakes in a cupboard. You held onto the table, still a little wobbly. Alfred walked in, whistling. "Duuuuudes~♪ I totally brought the works!! Fruit & healthy crap for smoothies, buns & beef for burgers, condiments, & a buttload of ice-cream!!!!!! THIS PARTY'S TOTALLY GONNA BE THE SH%&!!!!! PARTY IN THE U.S.A★!!!!!!!!!!!", he cheered. He looked at you & Arthur staring at him quietly. He smiled, in a mind blank. "What'd I do?"
After you & Alfred grilled the burgers, you decorated them with condiments & sat down with Arthur to eat. You all ate quietly at first. Alfred pigged out, you ate nervously, & Arthur hummed a little. The air was awkward as hell. Alfred broke the silence; "So, dudes, were you two making out or what?" You & Arthur did spit-takes; "Wha-what?! Why the hell would you think that?!", you cried, blushing a little. Arthur was the same; "Y-you WANKER!!! WHY THE BLOODY HELL DO I PUT UP WITH YOU!!!!!", he screamed.
You & Alfred stared, a little hopeful. Was Arthur back to normal? No such luck. He stopped, a surprised face on; "Oh, goodness me!! I'm sorry, Alfie, I don't know what came over me~forgiveness hug~♪?", he cooed, pouty faced & puppy-eyed. Good lord.....now he was worse!!!! "Uh, what?", Alfred squeaked. Arthur smiled like Russia, only happier; "I saaaaaid~♪ Forgiveness huuuug Allllfieeee~♪!", he sung. He reached towards Alfred, arms outstretched. Alfred started panicking; "WH-WHAT THE HELL?!?! NO IGGY DUDE!!!!" "But Alfie~♪ I want a hug~♪!" "G-GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!", Alfred screamed as he ran from Arthur, who started chasing him. Alfred, panicking, turned & karate chopped Arthur in the head. Arthur fell down face-forward. He got back up slowly, still smiling, & you saw something swirling around his eyes that you had never seen before.
You saw insanity.
He was smiling wildly, his eyes looking at the ground still. "Alfred.......you HIT me.......~?" Alfred immediately ran out of the house at 100mph screaming like a girl. Arthur took a step to follow him, but you quickly put a hand on his shoulder. "Arthur......?", you asked quietly. "♪Let them be buried~ buried alive~!♪", Arthur started chanting again. "A-arthur?" "♪BURIED ALIVE~!♪", he wasn't even looking at you, he was looking at the door, a twisted grin consuming his face. He started taking more steps towards the door, chanting. "A-ARTHUR!! STOP!!!!!", you screamed, pulling on his shirt, trying to hold him back.
He kept walking towards the door, your words & action having no effect. "A-arthur p-please stop!!!", you pleaded, trying to stop him. The look on his face was really starting to scare you, it almost looked like he was ready to kill Alfred.........you panicked, trying desperately to think of a way to stop him. What would he want that you could give him? You suddenly thought of something, & before you could really think it through, you blurted it out, desperate. - "A-ARTHUR, IF YOU STOP, I'LL!! I'LL EAT ONE YOUR CUPCAKES!!!!!"